Thus, It Begins...

If you had a college apartment, with a fireplace, and there was room for a picture above said fireplace, what would you hang there? Would you expect to find a large picture of Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld above that fireplace? Well, we have a college apartment, and we're gonna get a large picture of Kramer for our fireplace. It will be the most economical usage of wall space in our entire apartment, and the center of our "household," as it should be. There's something to be said about a home that revolves around the Seinfeld mentality...only a truly world-class group of young men, such as ourselves could possibly pull it off, and with such style. We just have to get that picture...we got the apartment, which, hopefully, was the hard part.
Today we went up to SLC to sign on our new apartment for the Fall 2006 school semester at the University of Utah. We're SO freaking excited. They've got this list, 3 pages long, of rules to follow, but I think we'll be able to enjoy ourselves regardless. You know, aside from lifting weights with Quinn everyday to get "HUGE", and swimming in the pool, watching TV, playing computer/video games, doing a sprinkling of homework, and eating better than our own families do at home, I think we'll manage to find something to entertain ourselves with.
Stay out of trouble? Us? 'Course we will. Four eighteen year-olds living by themselves in Salt Lake City isn't a problem...we'll behave.
Too bad one of us isn't a girl, or we could even be like, our own Seinfeld.
Drew and I decided though, after I saw parts of his Chamber Choir documentary, that we should do a college life documentary...or something like The Office. We could call it the Apartment, and we could have like, interviews and everything. It would definitely be a great way to pass the time. Who knows...this could open new doors and brighten our horizens...we could be the next big thing on the internet...and in a not-obsene way.
This could be good...